Would you buy groceries from this man? Assuming you would, could you honestly keep a straight face? This is Indian grocer Radhakant Baijpai and he has the longest ear hair in the world. His bushy tufts measure an amazing 25cms. You have to ask the question why? Did he wake up one day, and decide to grow his ear hair for fun? Or did his nose and ear hair trimmer run out of batteries and so he decided in a fit of pique to never trim again as a protest against shoddy grooming devices? Sorry Mr Baijpai but you resemble a Marmoset and a grumpy one at that. This might be a good look for a monkey, but is definitely not a good look for a greengrocer. We’d like to donate a Bullet to this gentleman and as our nose and ear hair trimmer is battery free, he can be assured that it will never let him down. So if anyone knows Mr Baijpai, please pass on our message.