Take one look at the coolest and best nose hair trimmer on the planet, and you’ll see why we called it the Bullet.
(Let’s face it, you hardly need to be a marketing guru to come up with that name)!
Funnily enough when we recently Googled ‘the bullet’ we found two other products using the name. One is a food blender that claims to chop onions, mince garlic, grate cheese (hard or soft) and do virtually any job in the kitchen all in 10 seconds or less. The other is a… ahem ‘love toy’ described as everyone’s favourite mini vibe, and is compact, zippy… well the less said the better. So for clarity, ours doesn’t require batteries, so please don’t expect it to vibrate and when we describe our Bullet as ’sexy’ we mean it looks cool.
After all men always remark on the weight and feel of the trimmer. It’s chunky, solid, and engineered in brushed stainless steel, all attributes we men are attracted to.
The neoprene case it fits snugly into also gets a big thumbs up. While it takes out nose and ear hair with laser like precision, it won’t chop onions or hard cheese.
Used frequently, it will make you more attractive to women, but please don’t expect it to arouse them.
I find the tone of this blog to be a little smutty and disrespectful. Grow up.
Oh dear Declan. Did you get out of bed the wrong side that morning or are you irritable by nature? If you dislike our blog then please don’t read it.